I woke up today and, as I do every morning, I paused to reflect about how
great it was to be a completely free man living in the United States of
America--the last bastion for true individual liberty in the world. It's a
wondrous and exhilarating feeling to know that I am a sovereign, completely
independent, individual. No man, woman, child, or government can interfere
with my unalienable rights of life, liberty, or my pursuit of happiness.
I'm almost overwhelmed that I can do ANYTHING I WANT (as long as I don't screw
with anyone else's rights).
So I roll over and I give my wife a good morning kiss on the cheek. I
married her several years ago after I paid the state for a marriage license and
had a state representative preside over the ceremony to make it
"legal". It's wonderful that I can choose to spend my life with
whoever I want. (I'm just glad I'm not gay. Poor bastards.)
My first stop of the day is the bathroom, as it is every day. I brush
my teeth with governmentally regulated fluoridated water and my FDA approved
toothpaste. Then I take a whiz into my governmentally regulated low-flow
toilette. I also decided to shave my face with my electric razor.
It's a little frustrating how high energy costs have gotten, and how much of
that money goes to taxes, but at least I'm free to shave my face--unlike those
other schmucks--in those not-free countries!
I didn't have much planned today--just had to run a few errands and mow my
yard. So I had a quick breakfast (all FDA approved just like my
toothpaste), headed out the door, jumped into my car, and off I went. As I
drove around town I was subjected to dozens upon dozens of traffic laws--any of
which could result in me being fined, imprisoned, having my government-issued
permission to drive revoked, or (at the very least) have my day interrupted by a
public servant. As I was driving from errand to errand, I was closely
monitoring my gas mileage because fuel costs (and the fuel-taxes we pay to the
government) are out of control.
No worries, though, I can forget how intrusive the government really is by
just turning on some music and jamming out--as long as I don't do it too loud (I
don't want to be in violation of the city noise ordinance). The music
really did the trick. I was driving around, not a care in the world,
living as a completely free man!!! I just wish I could hear some songs on
the radio that haven't been censored by the FCC. After I finish all my
errands (which all involve paying sales tax to the government--from the money I
already paid income tax on) I return to my house to mow the lawn.
My lawn--you know, the one I pay property taxes for so the government won't
take it away--doesn't really need to be mowed quite yet. But I decided to
mow it today anyhow, because they are forecasting rain for the next few
days. I just don't want to risk having my lawn get too long. If it
does, I'll be in violation of the city ordinance and have to pay a fine to the
government.
So...after I finish the lawn, the rest of the day is pretty uneventful.
I eat another FDA approved meal, watch some FCC-regulated TV with my
state-licensed wife and my two tax-dependents (children), and then we will all
go to bed again...
I'm not sure what time I'm going to go to bed, though. I'm a free man
and I can make that choice for myself!!!
There are two points I'd like to make today, and I'm going to jump right into
them (and keep it brief):
Barack Obama DID NOT release his long form birth certificate.
Obama did not commit fraud by releasing a fake long form birth
certificate.
My first point: despite the claims by all main stream media, and
Barack Obama himself, he did not release his long form birth certificate.
He did place a digital image of a purported birth certificate up on a website
but, unless someone (preferably a reputable and independent forensic document
analyst) can actually have access to the original paper and ink document, he
hasn't actually released ANYTHING. This digital image of Obama's
"birth certificate" proved just as much to me as a digital image of a
ghost. Unless I go to the alleged haunted house and see the ACTUAL ghost
with my own two eyes, I will not believe your story.
If this digital image of a ghost does not convince you that ghosts are real...
...Why on earth would this digital image of a birth certificate COMPLETELY
convince you that Obama was really born in America?
(and...for the record...I find the ghost picture more believable than Obama's
birth certificate)
Second: since Obama didn't actually release a paper document, and did
not officially swear to it's authenticity (such as being subpoenaed, signing a
sworn affidavit, or swearing in and testifying before a court of law), we can't
say that this digital image (no matter how obviously fake) is a forgery or that
sharing it on the internet has violated any laws. With all of the
photoshopped images on the internet, we don't want to start calling it a crime
to post a doctored image on the internet. (nor would we want to--imagine
if all those "hot chicks" you had cyber sex with had to send their
REAL pictures to you!!!)
The real crime is not the phony release of the phony document, but that he
continues to serve as president without anyone scrutinizing the REAL, hard copy,
of his birth certificate. Please, don't believe the hype as presented by
the main stream media. Obama did not release anything
but a digital image, and this issue has not been
resolved. Until he presents the original paper copy of his birth
certificate for forensic document analysis, and testifies under oath that he has
presented the real document for the world to see, I (for one) will NEVER be
satisfied that he is minimally qualified to serve as president.
I just wanted to check in real quick and apologize for the lack of updates. Some circumstances beyond my control have taken their toll on my time. I'd rather post nothing at all up here, than absolute garbage (and absolute garbage is all I've had time to write lately). I foresee things calming down in the near future, and hope to have the five cent revolution back on track real soon.
When it comes to American politics, we all know "the rules":
Rule #1 - The fake choice. You must chose between one of
two political parties, Democrats or Republicans--otherwise, as the big fraud
claims, you are simply "throwing your vote away".
Rule #2 - Your assigned beliefs. Once you choose a party,
ALL of your beliefs are decided for you. Regardless of your personal
beliefs on the individual issues, your party politicians will vote on your
behalf as follows:
Issue
Democrat
Republican
Taxes
Should
be higher
Should
be lower
Abortion
Pro-choice
Pro-life
Defense
Spend
less
Spend
more
Amnesty
Let them
in
Kick
them out
Social Programs
Everything
is a right
You get
what you earn
War on Drugs
Legalize
it
Keep it
illegal
Death Penalty
Wrong
Fry 'Em
Govt Spending
The sky
is the limit
Make
some cuts
Stem Cell Research
Yes
No
War
What is
it good for?
Kill 'em
all...
Foreign Policy
Prop
them up
Make
them US
Size of Government
HUGE
huge
Church and State
Keep
them separate
In God
we trust
Global Warming
The end
is near!!!
Junk
science
Morality
Live and
let live
The
bible knows best
Civil Rights
They are
racists
They
play the race card
Gay marriage
Fair
Immoral
Economics
Give to
the poor
Don't
take from the rich
Role of government
Take
care of me
Control
me
So, if you feel really, extremely, ridiculously
strongly about one of these issues (or simply agree with one side slightly more
than you do the other) you can vote that way and have all the other issues
decided for you. Or, if you are split pretty evenly, you can flip a
coin--what's the difference? You can either go with the democrats where
most decisions revolve around feelings, sensitivities, and the government
ensuring fairness, or you can go with the republicans where most decisions
revolve around religious beliefs, moralities, and the government knowing what's
best.
The problem with a two party system such as ours
extends beyond merely having to choose between the better of two evils.
Neither party gives you the opportunity to hold a consistent set of
beliefs. This is because neither party derives its belief structure from a
consistent source. Democrats largely rely on feelings, Republicans
generally rely on morality, and both parties claim to rely on the Constitution
(when it happens to agree with the democrat's feelings or the republican's
morals). Both parties use a mixture of feeling, philosophy, and agenda to
define their policies and both are forced to hold conflicting stances. You
can not adhere to all the beliefs generally held within either party without
being a hypocrite.
If you are a democrat, how does it make any sense to be
ok with killing unborn babies, but against killing mass murderers? How can
you truly support fairness and equality for all, while you expect one class of
people to be completely supported by the work of another? How can you
claim to support free expression, but also support laws against "hate
speech"?
If you are a republican, how can you support the rights
of people to smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol, but fight tooth and nail
against marijuana? How can you frame so many arguments around morality and
values, but then fight against health care and bomb poor people in foreign
countries into oblivion? How can you refuse to allow illegals in because
they take our jobs, but then be ok with sending our jobs out to them?
Consistency. It simply cannot exist in a
system such as ours. Enter Libertarianism. Libertarians try to
derive all of their opinions from one source--support for individual
liberty. This happens to be the same source that was relied on when our
founding fathers framed our Declaration of Independence and Constitution.
The belief structure is simple: Government should be small and limited,
and people should be able to do whatever they want as long as their actions
don't hinder anyone else's ability to do the same. People have the right
to decide their own morality, and are responsible for the consequences of their
decisions. This results in far more consistency across the typical
issues. Let's re-examine the list above in a purely Constitutional / small
government / individual liberty approach:
Issue
Freedom
Taxes
As low
as possible
Abortion
based on personal beliefs *
Defense
Spend
less
Amnesty
Keep
them out
Social Programs
Your
welfare is your responsibility
War on Drugs
Your
welfare is your responsibility
Death Penalty
based on personal beliefs *
Govt Spending
Small
Government = Small spending
Stem Cell Research
None of
Government's business
War
Only
when necessary
Foreign Policy
THEIR
welfare is THEIR responsibility
Size of Government
SMALL
Church and State
Keep
them separate
Global Warming
None of
Government's business
Morality
Live and
let live
Civil Rights
All men
are created equal
Gay marriage
Your
welfare is your responsibility
Economics
Free
Market
Role of government
Protect
my freedoms
*Abortion and the
death penalty, are very unlikely to have a unified stance within ANY
party--because they rely on personal beliefs about when someone
becomes human and when someone can no longer be considered
human. Even these complex issues, where there appears to be no
stance, remain completely consistent in their adherence to the
Constitution (which clearly says that some issues are better left to
individual states).
This is why I always implore people to re-examine their political views, and
try to adjust them around a singular unified source--Personal Liberty.
Instead of framing all issues in terms of conservative vs liberal, democrat vs
republican, or moral vs immoral--try framing them in terms of individual liberty
vs government control. This exercise is not easy. Sometimes it's
very difficult to do--particularly where personal moral and/or religious beliefs
are involved. You must realize that leaving your own moral and political
beliefs out of politics does not mean that you are leaving them out of your
life. You can remain true to your beliefs by choosing to live your own
life according to them. You are simply making a decision not to impose
your beliefs or lifestyle on other people, because you wouldn't want them to
impose their beliefs or lifestyles on you. Furthermore, if you must choose
between a democrat and a republican, try to remain as true as you can to
liberty--pick the candidate who does the most to increase individual liberty
(and/or decrease government intervention).
It's all about consistency. If you support individual liberty you will
never be a hypocrite.